"Why do they [write] for their money? Why do they [work] for short pay? They ain't getting nowhere and they're losing their share. They must have gone crazy back there." — Michael Burton (paraphrased)
By MONTE DUTTON Click here. The National Football League has to do something about field goals. As a colleague of mine used to be fond of saying, “Merciful God!” I spent a lot of Sunday idly watching games. After high schools and colleges – going to one, writing about others, processing photos, posting stories, winning …
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By MONTE DUTTON (Furman photo) Click here. Sundays are lazy days, which is one of many reasons why the National Football League is so popular. The days leading up to it weren’t so bad. I went to Inman to watch Clinton play Chapman, but rain moved it up to Thursday. I was up till 2 …
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By MONTE DUTTON Trey Hedden (8), center Chris Luna celebrate (Furman photo). Click here. All is well. Furman’s 48-7 victory over Stetson on Saturday was just what “the doctor” ordered. Doctors are prevalent on campuses. The Hatters are, well, Hatters. They play in the Pioneer Football League, which means Stetson doesn’t award football scholarships. Presbyterian …
By MONTE DUTTON (Monte Dutton photo) Click here. Have you ever awakened feeling discombobulated? Have you ever heard the word? My first thought was, Oh, geez, I gotta get to Furman. The second thought was, Oh, geez, I gotta get back to work on the Clinton game. My third thought was, Hmm. Nature calls. Clinton …
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By MONTE DUTTON Javen Cook on the prowl (Monte Dutton photos) Click here. INMAN – It wasn’t just another rainy night, but it was the second in a row. The final score of Clinton’s 49-27 victory on Thursday night at Chapman was a bit misleading. The Red Devils led, 35-7, at halftime, 42-7 midway through …
By MONTE DUTTON (Furman photo) Click here. The week accelerated due to the prospect of tropical-spreading rain, but by the time Saturday at Paladin Stadium rolls around, by gosh, I’ll be relatively refreshed. The Clinton High game at Chapman moved from Friday to Thursday, which in turns, moves me to Inman a night early. I’m …
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By MONTE DUTTON John Holbrook (Furman photo) Click here. Know what? Charleston Southern’s 24-20 victory over Furman last week was like a first game. Both coaches with whom I talked on Monday suggested the same. They weren’t griping, just observing. The Paladins opened with a 76-0 loss at Ole Miss on Aug. 31, and Presbyterian …
By MONTE DUTTON Kevin Long When I was in the seventh grade at Bell Street Middle School, on the first day of school, I sat in the gym and listened to instructions regarding the academic discipline of physical education. The side baskets had been lifted to the rafters, and on the back of one of …
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By MONTE DUTTON Clayton Lawson (60) and Tre Aiken on the rush (Monte Dutton photo) Click here. Squalls out on the Gulf Stream / Big storms coming soon – “Trying to Reason with Hurricane Season,” Jimmy Buffett In this case, according to the most recent forecast I saw, it’s no big deal here. Dry winds …
By MONTE DUTTON (Monte Dutton photo) Click here. Since politics has become a sport, what if political debates had replay officials? Or officials at all. If a candidate commits a foul, he or gets a yellow card and doesn’t get to answer the next question. Okay. Maybe not. By the way, why is it that …
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